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Oneshot Birth of a Name by nonjon - T - One Shot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by radioactive, Jan 3, 2006.

4.2631602287292/5, 19 votes
  1. radioactive

    radioactive Third Year

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    Jan 3, 2006 #1
    Title: Birth of a Name
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/General
    Pairing: none
    Words: 2,535
    Published: October 15, 2005
    Status: One Shot
    Summary: 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
    Link: Fanfiction.net Yahoo!Groups file section

    I can't believe this hasn't been posted here. That's my favorite best funniest fic ever. I've lost count of how many times I reread it and I still laugh myself silly every time I even think of it.


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  2. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Jan 3, 2006 #2
    I've read that!

    Though I'm still disappointed the author left out "Ram Tom, Dildo Lover".
    Or anything involving dildo for that matter. Lazy author.

    Or anything using immortal like "Immortal Lord Dove!"
     
  3. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 3, 2006 #3
    Hah =). That story was great.
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Jan 3, 2006 #4
    Brilliant. Just brilliant.
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Jan 4, 2006 #5
    I really liked that one. I loved how Myrtle got on his nerves. Here Blinky, Blinky, Blinky...
     
  6. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 2, 2006 #6
    i know what a lazy author right nonjon?
     
  7. kota_dawndragon

    kota_dawndragon Second Year

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    Mar 22, 2006 #7
    I believe my favorite name was "Lord, I’d revolt a mom".
     
  8. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Apr 1, 2006 #8
    I have always and will always have the greatest respect for nonjon. He is like the Merlin of humor fanfiction. This story is just another example of this.
     
  9. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Dec 12, 2009 #9
    How is this story on the neglected list? It's easily one of the best oneshots of all time. Come on, bitches, show nonjon some love.

    My personal favorite, I think, is "Tim, Mad Drool Lover," but "Diva Lord Meltmoor" has got potential.

    5/5
     
  10. Everetza

    Everetza Second Year

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    Jan 23, 2010 #10
    Great story, hilarious XD