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enembee's Challenge #1 - JOAKZ

Discussion in 'Challenges' started by enembee, Jul 5, 2009.

  1. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    Enembee Challenges You! #1

    I'm bored, so I thought I'd write up a challenge around an idea that appeared in the General Discussion about Harry Potter jokes, so I challenge you DLP to write some decent Harry Potter jokes.

    Title: Harry Potter and the Enchanted Cricket Bat of Azjol Nerub

    Rules:

    • Must be a Comedy/Parody.
    • Must include the phrase 'the fifth yule ball this week'.
    • Must include Luna in some capacity.
    • Must include some form of punchline.
    • You are limited to four named characters.
    • No longer than 600 words, I'm too lazy to read more than that.
    • The title above is entirely optional, but it might be lulzy.

    Reward:

    I'll judge the one I like the best of the entries (if any) and I'll make you a signature or something. I'm sure we can work something out.