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Oneshot Is He My Father? by Marietsy - G

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by marietsy, Jan 3, 2006.

1.6666699647903/5, 9 votes
  1. marietsy

    marietsy Guest

    Jan 3, 2006 #1
    Title: Is He My Father?
    Genres: Humor, General
    Words: 1372
    Rating: G
    Published: June 9, 2005
    Updated: January 27, 2006
    Status: COMPLETED (Oneshot)
    Summary: A satire, spoof, parody of all those Severitus stories. One-shot drabble. Not meant to be serious, takes canon and throws it right out of the window.COMPLETE

    Warnings: Don't drink while reading this. I will not be responsible for your keybord frying. Spew worthy!

    Link: http://www.geocities.com/marietsy/fiction/completedstories/ishemyfather.html
    Link: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=115237
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2745220/1/Is-He-My-Father
    Link: http://www.foreverfandom.net/viewstory.php?sid=10496
    Link: http://www.potionsandsnitches.net/fanfiction/viewstory.php?sid=875
    Link: http://www.ficwad.com/story/2124

    I wasn't sure where to post this. So I decided to post both in the Severus Fics and the Humor/Parody section.

    Let me know what you think!

    Marietsy


    Checked by Minion, December 11, 2012
    The original link is dead. I added a few working links to other sites.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 11, 2012
  2. Treck

    Treck First Year

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    Jan 3, 2006 #2
    YOU ARE EVIL! Poor Harry. Besides everyone knows James Potter is Harry's father. However... Dolores Jane Umbridge is his real mother. :devil:
     
  3. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Jan 3, 2006 #3
    You are Evil....tormanting him like that with dreams within dreams within dreams....good job :twisted:
     
  4. marietsy

    marietsy Guest

    Jan 3, 2006 #4
    Oh god! Not Umbridge. Now that is evil.
     
  5. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Jan 3, 2006 #5
    Hahahaha Brilliant!
    Holy, shit!
    :lol:
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 4, 2006 #6
    Hahah! That was great. Good work!
     
  7. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Jan 4, 2006 #7
    Enjoyed it! Good work.

    On an entirely unrelated note the link you have in your sig to your website is wrong. Take off the image tag at the end and it will be fine.
     
  8. marietsy

    marietsy Guest

    Jan 4, 2006 #8
    Ack! Thanks!

    I have fixed it. :p
     
  9. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Jan 4, 2006 #9
    Nice one. Heh.
     
  10. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Jan 8, 2006 #10
    Wow! That left me breathless...
     
  11. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 2, 2006 #11
    What would they call that? An Umbritius?
     
  12. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Sep 7, 2009 #12
    I'm lost for words.

    Actually I'm not, it's a whole boatload of gay.

    1/5. Get this shit out of the library.
     
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2009
  13. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 9, 2009 #13
    Yeah, I'm in total agreement. On a somewhat related note, I read a post I made in 2006 and winced at how crappy the spelling/grammar was. Just goes to show how times and opinions can change.