I can see that but I don't think Voldie has any sexual tendancies left. Actually I can seem him scarying the heck of Ron and/or Draco by flirting just to scare them.

 

This has actually one of the few stories that isn't a sequal or finished to jump ahead to one of my favorites with under ten chapters and so early into the story. It's funny and sarcastic and it's not some weird Snape mentor thing going on. I don't see many sarcastic stories with out the Snape thing.

Also I think Voldemort gets off to pain and suffering or something. I mean spending almost fourteen years without a body and just a wraith has gotta mess up the mind. Add in the living off Unicorn blood and what ever rituals he did, he's gotta like other's pain more than Bellatrix. Although I think she just likes pain in general

You know they like that stuff!

 

I am already laughing when I just think that Harry will sarcastically interupt all his evil speeches with his comments.

 

Uh no but they might have a delightful conversation about stupid hyphens in their names.

 

This story is laugh out loud funny. The train ride..... well it will be a tough act to follow!

 

Hundreds of Chocalate frogs wreaking chaos through the train. What an original idea to create havoc on the train. I like it. It would be quite interesting to see. I wonder how else he'd cause havoc at Hogwarts.

 

Nice! Though the last chapters weren't as good as the first ones, it's still one of the funniest I've ever read. 5/5

 

Back with a bang This chapter's back up there th the earlir ones. Great scene with the Malfys in the beginning. Hilarious throughout. Well done.

 

Yes, the Malfoy scene was hilarious. So was the scene after that, and the one after that, and...well...you get the point. That is the way that you want to return to form, right there. The only thing that I have to ask is, what's with the polka dots that he puts on peoples' dresses...er...robes?

 

I think that the dots are the magical equivalent of spray paint, except much more random. I wonder if he'll decorate the whole castle with them... This story is awesome, I loved when he called Voldemrot "The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named". Too funny!

 

Basically, the dots started off as the sparks Harry shot out of his wand, and I figured once he perfected te sparks he gave them color, and then finally a corporal form--which are the multicolored dots. I couldn't imagine Harry letting the little bit of magic he knew go without experimentation.

I can understand the confusion because it all made sense in my mind so I didn't explain. Sorry, my fault! ^.^

 

I love the story 5/5 I can see him talking to Riddle in the chamber



"[Lord Voldemort] was a name that I was already using at Hogwarts, to my most intimate friends only, of course. "

"You talked to your hand," harry deadpanned

You think I was going to use my filthy Muggle father's name forever? I, in whose veins runs the blood of Salazar Slytherin himself, through my mother's side? I, keep the name of a foul, common Muggle, who abandoned me even before I was born, just because he found out my mother was a witch?

"It looks like somebody has some daddy issues....heres a tissue" harry snickered watching holoboy pace around oblivous to his remarks


"No, Harry – I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I had become the greatest sorcerer in the world!"


"You made your name an anagram in French, that's very intimidating", he said nodding.



Thats my pathetic attempt at what this beautiful story has achieved

 

Funniest fic i've read for a long,long,LOOOOONG time(Besides anything from nonjon).
And yes madeyemoody that was,uh...not so funny?

Here is my attempt for that scene,feel free to groan(So I used copy/paste,sue me):

"[Lord Voldemort] was a name that I was already using at Hogwarts, to my most intimate friends only, of course. "

"Just how intimate? Did they love your skills with the "wand?"," drawled Harry

Uh....I usually have good ideas,the problem is putting them to words...*Runs away*

 

This fic had me laughing for a while, but then I had to go put up with an idiot Born Again with a superiority complex (she lost the argument).

 

Since, we're having a contest to make up the best lines between Harry and Tom Riddle, I decided to play too (aka teasers)! Here's a line from Harry about Voldie's name, props to my beta for the "Trovi Lad" name and the "I'm" line:

And, then the anagram contest that ensued between me and my beta led to the idea of Harry writing Voldemort these random letters addressing it to a different anagram every time...here's the one we consider best, with a little dialogue added in:

PS. steal the lines and/or names and there won't be a second fic *smiles*

 

I think nonjon has covered almost every anagram for Voldy in his one shot.

 

Highly enjoyable fic here. And I've written enough humor by now that odds are a similarly demented mind will come to similarly demented conclusions.

But to join in the game, here's my snarky insert responses to a section:

You think I was going to use my filthy Muggle father's name forever?

Probably not if you're a bottom. But you could have retained some dignity and initiated the silly hyphenated names yourself. Tom Riddle-Voldemort, perhaps?

I, in whose veins runs the blood of Salazar Slytherin himself, through my mother's side?

You know that same noble blood ran from your Mom every month too?

I, keep the name of a foul, common Muggle, who abandoned me even before I was born, just because he found out my mother was a witch?

He was probably abandoning Mom more than you. Or maybe he's just got top notch instincts.

As for an alternate anagram to remember it by: "Emo! Dildo! Valor! Mr. T!"

 

I literally could not type because I was laughing so hard. Seriously. I sat at my computer for 5 minutes after reading that, laughing my ass off.