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Complete The Most Bizarre HP Pairing of All by David305 - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by ip82, Feb 19, 2006.

3.5714299678802/5, 7 votes
  1. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Feb 19, 2006 #1
    Title: The Most Bizarre HP Pairing of All
    Author: David305
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    Pairings: Various
    Chapters: 16
    Words: 11,322
    Updated: November 18, 2012
    Published: December 24, 2002
    Status: A series of oneshots
    Summary: Rising to the challenge: someone asked: What's the strangest coupling you can imagine? Okay -- I can imagine some pretty strange things. Ch. 13: Caught! -- Also New: Chapters 6-12!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1140410/1/

    I've been searching for some funny story to help me through NWS (Nonjon Withdrawal Syndrome) and this is what I came up with.

    This is actually a compilation of 13 or so one-shots, each featuring some unbelievable and mostly funny as hell pairing. Yes, there is a dud here and there, but it’s a great laugh for the most part. I especially liked Harry/Luke Skywalker/Legolas/Paul Atreid trapped together by a crazy SLASH teen writer... hilarious.

    Must read IMO.



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  2. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Feb 20, 2006 #2
    HILARIOUS!!!


    HIGHLY recommended!!
     
  3. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    Mar 11, 2006 #3
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    I recommend you read this set of hilarious storys.
     
  4. sephiroththebrokenangel

    sephiroththebrokenangel Fourth Year

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    Apr 15, 2006 #4
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    Oh God Marge Dursley and Draco Malfoy :wall: I MUST GET RID OF THE HORRIBLE IMAGES!
     
  5. John Croaker

    John Croaker Second Year

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    Apr 16, 2006 #5
    I won't have peaceful sleeping for some time after reading THIS!
     
  6. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Aug 4, 2009 #6
    This one definitely belongs in the library, for the sheer daring of the author if nothing else.

    There are some seriously messed up pairings among these oneshots (Grawp/Winky, Hedwig/Squid, Hogwarts/Dragon), so read at your own risk.

    4/5 - the stories are short and bizarre, but my god are they original
     
  7. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    Aug 4, 2009 #7
    I read, I laughed, I laughed some more, and I disliked a couple. However, this story is definitely Library worthy.

    Glad to see another worthy humor/parody fic where it belongs. This author gets points for creativity and originality in my book. So this fic will get a 4/5 and a salute for actually writing some of these pairings.
     
  8. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Oct 1, 2011 #8
    Holy shit! Those were some fucked-up pairings. Damn.

    Bizarre, some juvenile, but I really didn't outright laugh that many times. More WTF than really funny. There were short scenes, most of them, so not really much a story.

    It was decently written, I will admit, but still...

    Going to give it a 3/5. The author definitely pulled some odd pairings, but the way it is, just pure-crack, with chuckles interspersed.