esaelp sey

?erutangis wen a em ekam uoy dluoW

 

:S erus ton .uoy MP em teL

?sdrawkcab gnitirw pots dluohs ew kniht uoy oD

 

>_< onnud I

?ylf nac seert ynam woH

 

enin

iud dadyg cutd adia
^dias taht tahw tou dnif ot gniyrt dneps uoy did gnol woH

 

>_< dammit. and I thought I was being all smart with that.

Yes. Goodnight.

Good Morning?

 

America

A tree falls in the middle of the woods, no one is around to hear it. I murder someone in a crowd of people, no one sees it. What do these two circumstances have in common?

 

They never happened. It was all a figment of your imagination.

What else is a figment of your imagination?

 

Flamingos fucking parrots.

We all know what a whore is. We also know what a Man-whore is. But what do you call a gay Man-whore? Does he become just a whore then?

 

You'd call him (her, it, ect) constipated

If I have twenty-five coconuts and I give a monkey sixteen, then how many fingers am I holding up

 

Not enough to make a difference.

Would a woodchuck chuck something made to look like wood that wasn't?

 

No, woodchucks avoid soy based products.

What is a soy based product?

 

The bullet train.

If I trained a bullet, could it explain Kennedy conspiracy theories?

 

No, but you could shove it up your ass just right.

First up then down. Twirl, twist and slurp. What does this remind you of?

 

yoohoo(the chocolate drink)

If there was a giant rampaging monster in Japan, and you were armed with only a ten pack of marshmellow peeps and a fountain pen how would you use said items to subdue the aforementioned monster.

 

Vash did >_< I'm still upset about it.

Around and around and around and around... and?