Its alright, I guess, more original then most.

 

This story was physically painful to read. It's clear that the author is a teenage goth girl who is using Harry Potter characters to rebel against her family.

The writing is atrocious, and there's no plot save for Harry swearing pointlessly and making snide remarks about his family. He listens to heavy metal, has long hair, and calls himself 'Midnight.' His best friend, the equally goth-obsessed Blaise Zabini, calls him that too.

And that's it. 5 chapters and 23k words of stupid teenage angst that makes me want to find someone wearing combat boots and black eye-liner and smack the living shit out of them.

Oh, and it's been abandoned for three years. Score: Total Failure/5

 

At first read, I see this is five chapters, along with being abandoned.

First off, the writing is pretty much crap, however that's not even the biggest problem.

So Voldemort decides to randomly spare Harry's life, despite the fact he went there to kill him.

James lived, and remarried later on.

James is an auror, and he's an awesome Quidditch Player. Poor excuse for him to take this job.

What. the. FUCK. Midnight? Seriously? I can feel the lame oozing out of this story already.

So "Midnight" is a super genius goth. What the fuck, aren't they 5?

At this point "Midnight" is no longer Harry Potter but the author's self insertion for herself. I'm waiting for Harry to start cutting himself at this point.

If Epic Failure was put into an online dictionary, it would have a link to this as the first example.

At this point, I'm going to stop, this is no longer Harry Potter. Mike was right, this is Total Failure/5 otherwise known as 1/5.