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Abandoned So Sue Me by Lunakatrina - K+

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Shezza, Jul 16, 2006.

  1. bmatsea

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    HELP ME I've fallen and can't get up due to all the laughing I'm doing.... you just got to love this Harry... even if it's his fault Moine ended up in a house she really belongs in...
     
  2. Haunted Warrior

    Haunted Warrior Fifth Year

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    That was so funny. I liked how you made Harry a Ravenclaw, as I suspect that the Hat just wanted to annoy Harry. Is Harry still going to pester Hermione with annoying little things she can't understand or doesn't want to.

    I still like how Harry calls everyone a pedophile. Even going so far to call a Hat one!
     
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  3. Omega

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    It's too bad you already did the sorting, I have what I think is an OK scene for that:

    Herm: It's encanted to look like the sky outside, I read about it in HaH.
    Harry: Really? And here I thought they forgot to put the roof on.
     
  4. Khantael

    Khantael First Year

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    It was great. I still love the "OH WOE IS ME" bit, but then, I'm just odd.

    Also! Are you sure the beta'd version went up? I know I caught a lot of things that I fixed (like 'hate' as 'hat' for instance, and some capital letters). You might want to check that out.
     
  5. Vincent V

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    Great chapter. Loved the whole HErmione incident
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Omega. I am so using that line sometime if I can. Don't know when or in which story.
     
  7. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Omega++

    Great job, luna. That was hilarious. It seems your back on form now, so keep it up and update soon.
     
  8. KANE

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    Read the new chapter and really enjoyed it. My favourite parts where the arguing with hermione and the complaint about the three legged stool (way to mock the plot holes!). Usually, i find the chapters to be very short and only covering one or two scenes, but i don't mind too much because of the frequent updates.
     
  9. Niffler Lord

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    Another wonderful chapter. I really hate to see what Harry would do in Hogwarts. Who am I kidding... I can't wait.
     
  10. razz

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    Ah ... I'm glad he went to Ravenclaw. Good choice.

    This is still hilarious!
     
  11. Dragon Watcher

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    How is he going to handle Quirrel? It should be interesting. Tttttttt today teach. Maybe comment on how he's giving him "funny looks" and watching him all the time.
     
  12. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    UPDATED! And it's HILARIOUS!

    Every line, it seemed, was humorous enough to make me burst out laughing. I'd like to give a big THANK YOU! to lunakatrina for this.
     
  13. Vincent V

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    OMG The mashpotatoes part was sooo damn funny. Hehe. Great update.Thank you!:D
     
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  14. physwap

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    man I gotta agree.....the mashed potatoes was really good. but the prongs comment totally topped that. wonder y no humor fic author ever used that....then again it wouldnt have been as funny if it had been used
     
  15. Kid Leo

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    This story was so funny it made me cry. I just hope the author doesn't make this a slash story.
     
  16. Haunted Warrior

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    Suffocating! I'm laughing so hard that I can hardly breath! I loved the comments about the Marauder's nicknames!
     
  17. Kiklo

    Kiklo Seventh Year

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    This has to be one of the greatest Harry humor fics right now. It had me laughing me laughing insanely. The Malfoy bashing was just too good. Can't wait to see what Harry's next move will be!!

    And Omega, that was just too funny, great line!
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2006
  18. SomeDude

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    What I've seen of the story is excellent. Unfornately, I can only access chapters 2, 5, 8, and 10. Every other chapter gets me the

    bullshit

    I know this isn't the thread to talk about this, and I'm sorry, but can someone point me in the right direction to get some technical help with the stupid FF net admins?

    Disregarding all that, the story was great!
     
  19. Khantael

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    I get that error a lot when I get alerts that somebody has updated. Different ways work different times - for instance, switching the URL to point to chapter 1 and taking the link from there, manually typing the link... They don't always work, but it's better than nothing.

    And now I'm off to finish betaing chapter eleven.
     
  20. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Chapter 11 was funny, but not as good as your funniest. I enjoyed the whole Horomone/Footwear naming thing, and the Cult of Ravenclaw immensely, though. So, good job, and how about we start classes? I can only wait in suspense to see what you're going to have Harry do with Quirrel/McGonagall/Snape/Sprout.